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Beat The May Weather

It's summer here in the Phililppines so we have to Some really smart marketing right there. That "McDonalds" place is going to be huge! Also, Pacquiao is Filipino, hence the obvious bias that they want him to win. IIRC he's a huge deal in the Philippines. Philanthropist, elected to Congress and House of Representatives... not just a boxer the way we think of boxers in the USA. Never seen a country get behind an athlete as much as the Pacman gets with Filipinos.

4-year-old genius

Reminds me of a time in 1st grade as soon as we had to find 5 differences in two pictures. Both pictures were on the same page. One was labeled 1, one other 2, using the numbers being within the borders the images were drawn in. Therefore I circled the numbers. Got the answer wrong

Funny Ideas for Videos

A good script and a nice location plays an important part in the making of a successful video. Therefore, sufficient time should be dedicated towards looking for both these factors. It would be wise to learn and study different types of humor before making a funny video. Also, take the help of reference books and watch different movies. They will guide you in making the perfect funny video. For starters, you would need - A camcorder A DVD or a recording tape A humorous script Locations Once all the equipment is ready, select the title on which you want to work and then develop the script along with the characters and locations. After developing the script and planning the locations, the real task to shoot the scenes begins. Make a Spoof Mocking someone or something in a good humored manner is a skill. Spoofing a video or a T.V. show has become a popular act among the youngsters. Any serious movie, video or a show can be made hilarious. Study the video that you have picked up. Understan

funny birthday quotes

I think that you will break Some time in the next few years - It's "candles on a cake." "It takes a long time to grow young." "Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternatives." "You would have loved the gift I didn't bother getting you." "I was gonna give you something awesome for your birthday, but the mailman made me get out of the mailbox." "I can't believe you're almost 18. You'll be able to go to jail!" "Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty eight and forty." "Without birthdays we wouldn't know how much makeup to put on in the morning." "Honey, time marches on and eventually you realize it is marchin' across your face." After the quotes we read, let's now read some humorous birthday sayings. Though these aren't as famous as the quotes above, they're funny nevertheless. Take a look! Your birthday reminds me of t

Cocky and funny lines

Cocky and funny lines are particular lines you read to a women who you want. It in most cases communicates some sort of comedy with a little touch of cockiness. They're effective if you use them carefully and you have the self-assured congruency to pull off the cocky and funny lines. If however you don't have the self confidence first of all, women may look at you as as applying an act whenever you try to throw it out there.  The most essential things to remember is to try to normally project self esteem, don't be linked to the end result, and don't go crazy when considering these cocky and funny lines. Most women are drawn to confident alpha men, they don't prefer someone who thinks the ladies their conversing with is of a higher value than them.  If you approach them in a way that sub communicates to them you are aware you are able to pick any girl up, they're going to catch onto it and naturally will have them enticed. This is how the cocky and funny lines co

15 Funny Quotes

If laughter is the best medicine, then funny quotes are my prescription of choice. After all, who couldn't use a good laugh or two? Help spread the Joke Day celebration and share these 15 funny quotes with a few good friends. 1. "Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac." ~ George Carlin 2. "Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded." ~ Tim Allen 3. "I drive a V10 Ford Excursion and I have to tell folks all the time: look I've got five kids and a dog and birds. I would have to have two Lincolns with two V8s, you see, so it would be 16 cylinders." ~ Dan Aykroyd 4. "Swimming is not a sport. Swimming is a way to keep from drowning. That's just common sense!" ~ George Carlin 5. "Behind every great man is a woman rolling he

3 Funny Ways To Say I Love You

There are funny ways to say I love you to a person. Although unexpected, adding a twist of humor to your declaration of love often receives a positive response. If want to know some funny ways to say I love you, read on! 1) Make Your Own Music Video. In this day and age, it's quite easy for a person to direct and star in his own music video! All you need is a camcorder, a computer and a video editing program. If you want to keep everything real, you can even ditch the editing part and show your video raw! As to what kind of music video you want to create, that's all up to you. You can choose to rap your theme song or copy an already existing video that you both like. Then, turn the notch up on funny. Exaggerate. You don't have to worry about looking a little foolish because let's face it, love makes fools of us all. 2) Do It Through Interpretative Dance. One of the funny ways to say I love you is by doing an interpretative dance. If you're a bad dancer, then this is