I think that you will break
Some time in the next few years -
It's "candles on a cake."
"It takes a long time to grow young."
"Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternatives."
"You would have loved the gift I didn't bother getting you."
"I was gonna give you something awesome for your birthday, but the mailman made me get out of the mailbox."
"I can't believe you're almost 18. You'll be able to go to jail!"
"Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty eight and forty."
"Without birthdays we wouldn't know how much makeup to put on in the morning."
"Honey, time marches on and eventually you realize it is marchin' across your face."
After the quotes we read, let's now read some humorous birthday sayings. Though these aren't as famous as the quotes above, they're funny nevertheless. Take a look!
Your birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar.. Yung No Mo
You're not 40, you're eighteen with 22 years of experience!
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
Looking fifty is great - if you're sixty.
Don't forget to wear your birthday suit....but check it for wrinkles first!
It's OK to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I've already alerted the fire department.
Wishing you many more candles and a cake big enough to fit them all on.
You have reached the age where all compliments will be followed by "for your age."
Don't forget to wear your sunglasses when the cake is served. Happy birthday.
Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
There are several ways in which you can use these quotes to wish the concerned person: you can write them inside a birthday card; you can write a saying on the birthday cake; or you can also send one of these funny birthday quotes as a text message. Whatever you choose to do, you'll definitely make the person happy!
http://www.buzzle.com/articles/funny-birthday-quotes.html
Some time in the next few years -
It's "candles on a cake."
"It takes a long time to grow young."
"Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternatives."
"You would have loved the gift I didn't bother getting you."
"I was gonna give you something awesome for your birthday, but the mailman made me get out of the mailbox."
"I can't believe you're almost 18. You'll be able to go to jail!"
"Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty eight and forty."
"Without birthdays we wouldn't know how much makeup to put on in the morning."
"Honey, time marches on and eventually you realize it is marchin' across your face."
After the quotes we read, let's now read some humorous birthday sayings. Though these aren't as famous as the quotes above, they're funny nevertheless. Take a look!
Your birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar.. Yung No Mo
You're not 40, you're eighteen with 22 years of experience!
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
Looking fifty is great - if you're sixty.
Don't forget to wear your birthday suit....but check it for wrinkles first!
It's OK to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I've already alerted the fire department.
Wishing you many more candles and a cake big enough to fit them all on.
You have reached the age where all compliments will be followed by "for your age."
Don't forget to wear your sunglasses when the cake is served. Happy birthday.
Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
There are several ways in which you can use these quotes to wish the concerned person: you can write them inside a birthday card; you can write a saying on the birthday cake; or you can also send one of these funny birthday quotes as a text message. Whatever you choose to do, you'll definitely make the person happy!
http://www.buzzle.com/articles/funny-birthday-quotes.html
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